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Sausages

Sausages are the meat,

The only meat I eat.

If I went without them, I'd never catch a beat.

They're the only thing that can make me tick,

The only things that make the math lesson stick.

But if I could not have them,

I don't know what I'd do.

If I went without them

I probably couldn't poo.



My mother once told me that pork was too unhealthy,

Then I slapped her in the face and told her that I'm wealthy.

To this very day, I'm not sure why I did that

Probably cuz I was low on my usual sausage fat.



They say that pork is an unclean meat,

They tell me its less healthy than a beet.

But there's one thing I have to say to them

Get outta' my country, hippies! I'm watchin' Invader Zim!




The End... Or is it?