Yeah! Random poo! We don't need it, but we friggin' want it!

Donald Rumsfeld, The Homosexual

Let's All Eat Seals.

Theo the Squidcow Fanmail!

Theo and Jeezum, A Fight to the Death!

The End of the Internet

A Strange Conversation

Rag Doll Poem Thingy

Sausages: The Poem

The Fight of the Century!

Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"

The Moon Mice Theory

The Purply Squid Collection(can you resist?!)

Its Alright

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