Yeah! Random poo! We don't need it, but we friggin' want it!
Donald Rumsfeld, The Homosexual
Let's All Eat Seals.
Theo the Squidcow Fanmail!
Theo and Jeezum, A Fight to the Death!
The End of the Internet
A Strange Conversation
Rag Doll Poem Thingy
Sausages: The Poem
The Fight of the Century!
Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"
The Moon Mice Theory
The Purply Squid Collection(can you resist?!)
Its Alright
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