Once upon a time there were 3 little pigs that set out to make a life for themselves. But, first they needed houses to protect from the big bad wolf. The first pig was the laziest. He built his house of straw. The second little pig was a bit less lazy and built his house of twigs. The third little pig wasn't lazy at all and built a house of brick.
One day the big , bad wolf happened upon the straw house." Little pig, little pib, let me in!"shouted the wolf.
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"replied the pig.
"Then I'll huff and I'll---Eh, frig it..." said the wolf taking out a flamethrower and torching the straw house.
Soon, the big bad wolf ame upon the house of twigs. "Little pig, little pib, let me in!" once again shouted the big, bad wolf.
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!" replied the second pig
So the wolf took out the flamethrower and burned down the second house.
Then, the big, bad wolf came to the third house. "Little pig, little pig, let me in!"
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
At this the wolf took out the flamethrower and commenced to torching.
When the gas tank was empty, the big bad wolf looked up. To his surprise, the brick house was unscathed. Angry, the big bad wolf broke down the door and devoured the third pig.
The End